All I want in life right now is to have an endless amount of Jack in the Box Taco Sauce and McDonald’s BBQ Sauce
Why don’t they just bottle and sell these things????
Maynard offends the straighties
(My art has improved but my technique continues to decline and get sloppy.)
i cant wait to FRAME THINGS and fill my cool new room with COOL NEW THINGS
(who does real media commissions, i want some sweet-ass friendart on my walls!)
Donut I will draw you a thing. Any thing you want
Really none of my characters are mentally stable. I think Maynard’s been having a contiuous psychotic break down since 2007. Haven’t we all, Maynard?
I am about to go to bed but I just wanted to say that I love you guys and I’m gonna bring my sketchpad to bed and doodle and then pass out. I was great talking to you all. I’ll check and answer stuff in my ask tomorrow when I’m more alert. Take care, everyone.
WISEMAN IS ANGRY ABOUT THINGS the blog
zerowiseman said: Right? RIGHT??? Like I’m sorry but it’s all centered around petty drama and the shit that happens to victims/patients is just “forgettable” run of the mill emergency/crime stuff until it happens to their families or something…. ugh.
Like it’s goddamn horrible, trying to paint the picture that being on that kind of job, like homicide detective, has no effect on these gritty, hardened cops is not a thing I want to see week after week because I hear about it enough ON THE NEWS WHEN COPS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT VICTIMS IN REAL LIFE.
I don’t count shows with morbid humor like Castle though, there’s a purpose to the levity there.
I feel ya. I also think it’s a cheap way to churn out another drama about NOTHING because OH THE HUMANITY. OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY OF LIFE. More like exploiting everyday tragedies. I can’t stand it. If I worked as a first responder I’d fucking PUKE if I had to sit through a goddamn firefighter soap opera. I would just fucking puke all over it because it’s disgusting.
I can hardly stand shows about artists because of the light it’s presented in, but it’s just so much worse with crime/emergency dramas because it’s really loathsome to think about how this shit happens on a daily basis and and it just exploits and works off of that. If I wanted to watch a goddamn drama about the constant bullshit going on in the world, I’d turn on the news because it’s there every night, every time. And it’s not fucking ENTERTAINMENT.
Check out these sexy photos of me. How am I not in magazines as sexiest person of the year? It is a mystery.